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What are slay queens?

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January 29, 2018 7:39 am

Girls who do not have a wealthy background but appear as if they do are called slay queens. They use malicious acts to attain cash, drink expensive alcohol, and procure expensive cell phones. But back at home they are chicken chasers.

In general, they prey off of old, promiscuous men for their lifestyle. There is a new breed of women in town commonly known as slay queens on social media. It is those girls who do sleepovers only in luxuriant addresses.

Who qualifies to be a slay queen?

You cannot qualify as a slay queen if you do not party like an animal. A serious slay queen has at least puked at all the washrooms of the clubs in town, and taken photos while at it! They smoke shisha like their life depends on it.

A slay queen knows how most if not all wines and whiskeys brands taste if not pretending to! She knowing where it is happening this Friday and has to be there by hook or crook, ready to take the best IG photo.

Characteristics of slay queens

  • Blue ticks. Slay queens can ignore your texts until you cry. You just keep seeing the slay queen of your dreams online most of the time, but she doesn’t respond, because she has “options.” – Lots of options.
  • Taking pictures with their legs curved. Slay queens are obsessed with pictures and when she makes you her photographer, you will have to keep repeating the shots until your fingers hurt and she is sure she has the perfect picture.
  • Party life. A slay queen believes that being a horrible, shisha-loving party girl is all part of the good life.
  • Slay queens tweng harder than all English speakers. All their speeches are littered with phrases such as “Wharreva”, “So cute”, “Do I look fat?”,” I’m done with..” and “Oh my gosh” depending on the mood. Despite the slay queen’s fondness for accents, she has very poor grammar.
  • Even when they do not deserve such men at all, slay queens want the best looking rich men. They believe that only the best of the best will suffice for their romantic life. Her worth is too large for just any bloke on the street, no matter how charming or educated. Money is number one for a slay queen, with looks a close second. A slay queen doesn’t care if her boyfriend is smart or a decent human being , so long as he looks cool and has some cash.
  • Oversharing and over posting on social media. A slay queen likes to over share with everyone on social media. Examples include, “ugh, feeling gross today,” “depressed,” “That amazing feeling when you get home and take off your bra,” and “My puppy died…..so sad ? RIP Toto….you were so adorable.”

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Author: Gesture Chidhanguro

 

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